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#DulgiyubTheSeries Welcome Drink

Dulgiyub bengi2 ngelih. Banjur golek Pecel Lele nang cerak Prawirotaman. Sing dodol Bardugab. Banjur let sedela, ana Londo yo melu mlebu warunge pecel lele kuwi.

Bardugab : Order what, Sir? (Pesen opo, Ndo?)

Londo : I need to eat. I want pecel lele and a glass of tea. (Aku butuh mangan ki. Ak pingin pecel lele lan teh sak gelas)

Bardugab : Ok, Sir. Wait a minute. (Siap, Ndo. Tunggoni sediluk)

Bardugab banjur nyodorke kobokan nang Londone kuwi. Dipikir Londone kuwi Welcome Drink, soale ana irisan jeruke. Koyo Tequila lan sakjenise.

Londo : wow you have a welcome drink too. Thank you. I'm a little bit thirsty. (Ooo kowe yo wenehi omben2 selamat datang. Nuwun yo. Ak yo rada ngelak ki)

Londone ngelak, kobokane banjur diombe. Dulgiyub sing kaget.

Dulgiyub : Sorry Sir. That's not welcome drink lho Sir. That's kobokan! You know kobokan tho? (Ngapurane Ndo. Kuwi dudu omben2. Kuwi ki kobokan. Kowe ngerti kobokan ora?)

Londone bingung.

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