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#DulgiyubTheSeries Raport Abang

Iki cerita Dulgiyub pas jaman SD. Dulgiyub bakda raportan. Ibune pingin weruh raporte Dulgiyub.

Ibu : Piye Dul raportmu?
Dulgiyub : Apik kok bu
Ibu : Bijine abang?
Dulgiyub : Ireng kabeh bu?
Ibu : Biji 3, 4, 5 kok ireng
Dulgiyub : Lha bolpene bu Guru ireng, bu.
Ibu : Ndelok kene.

Banjur raporte Dulgiyub dijupuk karo ibune

Ibu : Panceno raportmu ki apik. Ora lecek, isih alus. Ning bijimu kuwi 3, 4, 5, koyo ngene. Kuwi jenenge kowe ki GUOOOBLIIIIK!

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